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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Best One Linear Jokes on 'SRK-Shirish Kunder Slap" on Web

-Shahrukh Khan slaps Shirish Kunder! ... Sharad Pawar in exile..


- Shahrukh Khan slaps Shirish Kunder ... Srk delivered a " hit " at last .. now abhishek bachchan desparate to deliver :)
-Sharukh khan to Shirish Kunder- ek thapad kafi hai ya nahi? Shirish kunder- nahi,30 (tees) maar khan


-Shirishkunder selected for next BIG BOSS season. Blessing from @iamsrk slap.


-  Shirish Kunder- Thappad se darr nahin lagta saheb, Ra.ONE se lagta hai. SRK- Ok, So here goes...*SLAP*

 - 10Things That Are Attractive Shirish Kunder's face becoming like Farah Khan's, after SRK giving him Facial Massage at a MidnParty ;)


- Shahrukh khan slapped Shirish Kunder on behalf of the Family planning commission.


- If Communal Violenc Bill is passd, SRK cant b touchd for slappng Shirish Kunder as hes frm minority.Kunder can b bookd instead


- Slapgate trends on MahatmaGandhi 's death anniversary. It doesn't get more ironical than this.


- i am babbling Shirish Kunder was first slapped by Don and then slapped by kancha for send lewd messages to Maanyata. Double Dhamaal

- Shirish Kunder got much more publicity by getting a Slap from SRK then he achieves being in the Hindi Film Industry for 11 years.


-Kuch logon ka naam unke kaam se hota hain, mera Thappad khakar hua hain
-(Sing as Nursery Rhyme) When Ra One flop, bunder kunder clap..then,SRK slap!
-I guess it was the last award for the evening, Life Time Achievement Award for Sirish Kunder...given by SRK!
-I guess it was the last award for the evening, Life Time Achievement Award for Sirish Kunder...given by SRK!


-Slapping has become a national sport . Soon we will have IPL of 'Thappars ' also. Franchise seekers be ready. Sharad Pawar will be the chairman and Sreesanth will be the co chairman or the organizing committee


-Sanjay to Kunder: tum kya leke aaye the aur tum kya leke jao ge, reh jayega ek insaan sarva shaktishali sarva shaktimaan..... Shahrukh Khan..!!!


-I guess SRK wanted to Slap Farah Khan..but in the Dim lights of the Club he got confused and Slapped Sirish instead!! Farah & Sirish have same kinda hair-style!! So it was by Mistake. :)

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